The Battle of the Sexes

The Battle of the Sexes
Eric Kobb Miller

Here's to the battle of the sexes,
a conflict between two agenders,
in which each side vexes
the other, in one way or another,
while still hoping that love
can rise above push come to shove,
and that there will still be fun,
after all is said and done,
regardless of who wins
the sought after treasure,
no matter how handily,
that determines who wears
the pants in the family.