QUOTE, UNQUOTE

"No one ever asks me how I feel about anything; I don't know what to think about that."


"Well if the sport of kings is polo, the sport of queens is shopping."


"Of course, I'm willing to be a trophy wife, but only as long as the guy's got the polish."


"No, he's no longer in the picture. I blocked him like spam."

"The secret is to be able to nip a problem in the bud by being 'Budweiser'."