I am a retired dentist who has laid down my drill for a quill. Now that I am out of the mouth and into the world, and no longer swimming upstream in saliva, I try to make waves and a splash as a literary humorist, an egregiously underrepresented and unappreciated genre. And truthfully, I can disrespect that.

As legend has it, too many people "don't know spit." Since Spit Toon and I are spitting images of one another, here's hoping it might be of some help.  

Thank you for visiting Spit Toon's Saloon, but please be advised to watch what you say, as the wine glasses here have ears. And as life is a cartoon, and what we say are the captions, they'll be hanging on every word you say.